Lovers Whip - This Cat-O-Nine Tails whip is definitely not for the faint hearted amongst us.

Chrome Handcuffs - Chrome Handcuffs for those sex serious people who like a little bit of indulgence and lets face it if you have entered our adult section then you are either into this sort of thing or are just jealous and want to know more.

Triple X Vouchers - Holy Mackerel! These really are triple X and damn funny as well. A great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING wording may offend some people.

Beauty And The Bear - It’s a well documented fact that men have a bad reputation for hogging the remote control so they can suit themselves while the lady in their life sits there trying not to look bored. Well thanks to the wonders of technology girls can get their own back by owning one of these brilliant remote controlled strap on teddy stimulators so they can please themselves whenever they like for as long as they like!It won’t change the TV channel but once you’ve secured the soft and sensual pink jelly teddy in place with the fully adjustable elasticated straps you probably won’t care less! The discreet miniature remote control unit hangs on a key fob and comes complete with smaller longer life batteries included.

Alien Vibrations - It’s slowly dawning on me that I must have led a particularly sheltered life as when this product arrived on my desk I actually had to go and ask our buyer what this was and where it umm err went?! Despite my burning blushes of embarrassment I can’t really say that I fully understand even now…what I can tell you is that it’s made in a soft lavender jelly and vibrates wildly once you flick the switch on the discreet looking remote control unit. Two sets of small long life batteries are included.

Cocktail Bar Mats - This stylish pack contains thirty colourful cocktail drink mats that have been beautifully designed using full colour photos and graphics and include the full recipes to thirty exotic cocktails. With individual game play ratings for skill class alcohol and ingredients you can pit your wits against your friends in a challenge to mix the hardest drink or down the classiest cocktail! Either that or simply put them under your glass as you enjoy an ice cold Martini.

Racing Pump - Now I know that this looks more like an instrument of torture rather than a sex toy but after reading numerous satisfied customer reviews about the racing pump it seems as if this is the definitive gadget for pulling your plonker. With a frankly enormous twelve inch flask pistol grip pump with safety release valve latex sleeve for easy entry and a powerful multi speed vibrator I can definitely see how the afore mentioned customers came to that conclusion! Requires 2 x AA batteries.

Bed Bondage Set - Now this is some seriously kinky gear! This nine piece heavy-duty bed bondage set features ankle and wrist cuffs together with four rubber coated steel retaining leashes and snap link attachments. Have fun and play nicely won't you... won't you?

Freestyle Swing - This exquisite love toy allows enables many new positions and the deepest penetration possible. Experience a new level of excitement in your sexual play. The Love Swing comes complete with all the necessary screws and raw plugs and has wide padded belts and straps for added comfort. Guaranteed top quality for freestyle sex! Made from tear proof nylon.

Lickin Tongue - This amazing rotating tongue measuring 8.5 inches by 1.75 inches works just like a real one...only it's more powerful and keeps going for longer! Requires 3 x AA batteries. As seen on V Graham Norton.

Five Finger Massage Glove - Wow now this Fukuoku five finger massage glove looks simply amazing! This is the world's first fully waterproof multi-speed massage glove that has vibrating massage tips at the end of each finger that can dish out an incredible 45000 vibrations per minute! The massage glove needs 3 AAA batteries to operate (included) which are cleverly housed in a waterproof pouch at the base of the glove.

Energie Kegel Exerciser - It's a well known fact that childbirth and natural aging can weaken the vaginal or kegel muscles situated at the pelvic floor causing a loss of pleasurable feelings even orgasms. With that in mind the Natural Contours Energie has been ergonomically designed to be the perfect weight resistant barbell for the kegel muscle. Extensively researched and tested this helps women regain natural muscle tone and enjoy more intense orgasms. Highly recommended.

Bingo Vibrator - To quote a well known catchphrase it's no wonder everyone's "bingoing mad" over this incredibly successful best selling multi-function vibrator. With a vibrating egg in the tip an unusual independently rotating shaft and a vibrating clitoral stimulator this Bingo vibrator has been causing quite a commotion in the press lately as "the" sex toy to have. The soft spikes on the shaft may look a little daunting but it's partly down to these that have given the Bingo it's awesome reputation. With a full six inches of length and one and half inches in girth this really is pleasure you can measure! Produced from an amazingly soft yet durable jelly called Elastomer which shares similar properties to silicone. Requires 4 x AAA batteries.

Flashing Party Glass - Another great addition to the best selling flashing glasses range. This flashing pint party glass can be set to flash just one colour or flash different colours randomly.

I Rub My Duckie - The winner of this year's Sex Toy of the Year award and Cosmopolitan Sex Toy of the Month this little gem is a must have accessory for guaranteed bath time bliss. I Rub My Duckie doubles up as a playful waterproof rubber duck to keep you company in the bath which pleasantly contains a powerful vibrator which is fantastic for sensual stimulation which can be turned on or off by simply squeezing its back.

Mantric Zing Finger - This nifty little gadget looks fantastic. Simply attach the controls to your wrist using the velcro strap and slip the tiny vibrator over your finger to transmits powerful yet controllable vibrations for either you or your partner to enjoy.

Red And Silver Smartballs - Smart Balls are the coolest version we've seen of the eponymous Chinese love balls or love eggs. Each ball is made from a silicone/plastic composite and are attached together with a handy silicone loop for easy retrieval. Each ball contains a weighted ball bearing which will vibrate when you move your muscles or walk around. Dimensions: each egg: 4cm long 3.5cm wide.

Turbo Jack Rabbit - Now you may be looking at the Turbo jack rabbit and thinking to yourself "yeah it's just another rabbit what's new?" but I've got it on good authority that this new an improved turbo model is better than ever before...for all of the right reasons! Measuring 6.75 inches in length and 1.5 inches at the widest point this really is pleasure you can measure. In the shaft there are fifteen long lasting metal beads which can be adjusted to move at a speed that suits you the soft jelly head rotates while the Rabbit clitoral stimulator has a separate controller (which even glows in the dark!) for its range of sensual speeds.

Girls Personal Fitness Instructor - Warning: outrageous product alert! Those easily offended should not buy their very own inflatable fitness instructor as this cheeky chap has a vibrating body part (sorry no prize for guessing which part vibrates!). Why not try working out with a professional instructor which will raise more than a smile! Contents: Blow up man with built in vibrator (batteries not included). Dimensions: 23cm (9 inches) x 17cm (6.75 inches)

Bad Vibes Talking Vibrator - I've seen it all now. This slightly scary looking seven inch vibrator actually talks to you in a deep and manly voice and comes out with one of four pre-programmed phrases at random! Watch out though because out of the four hilarious phrases that bad vibe comes out with only one is nice. Enjoy or endure sayings such as "Go away I've got a headache" "Sorry I have to get up early tomorrow" "Hell can't you get a real man?" or "Mmm you're looking cute tonight honey". The perfect girly gag present which will shock the recipient as well give her a buzz!

Girls Dirty Night Out Case - This girl's dirty night out case contains all the essentials for a naughty night out on the tiles! The contents are presented in an attractive printed tin with a clear window and the pack contains two condoms (always better to be safe) one lube (so nothing slows you down) one stallion cream (to ensure he doesn't let you down at the last moment) one fake orgasm pin (in case of underperformance on his part) his and hers Viagra pills fart suppressing pills (to save you from any embarrassing explosions) and a pleasuring manual (just in case you've been getting it wrong all this time!). However the pack contents won't make the walk of shame the next day any easier and I don't think its mastered calling you a taxi in the morning either.

Pink Willy Rude Balloons - Guaranteed to embarrass even the most resilient bride on her hen night why not inflate a couple of these giant willy balloons tie them to her ears and make her walk down the high street! Ideal for birthdays and many other special occasions (they always make an excellent subject of conversation at baptisms and everyone was staring at their impressive girth at Sue and Bob's anniversary the other day). It has to be said though that these monster willy balloons are big enough to make even the most impressively endowed feel insecure as each balloon once inflated measures 56-64cm (22-25 inches) long whilst the head measures a mighty 23cm (9 inches) in diameter. Contents: eight fun willy shaped pink balloons made of natural latex rubber.

Pink Boob Rude Balloons - Guaranteed to embarrass even the most resilient groom on his stag night why not inflate a couple of these giant boobie balloons tie them to his ears and wheel him down the high street in a shopping trolley! Ideal for birthdays and many other special occasions (they always make an excellent subject of conversation at bar mitzvahs and everyone was staring at them at Auntie Joan's W.I. meeting last week). It has to be said though that these monster boobie balloons are big enough to make both Katie Price and Pammy Anderson feel insecure as each balloon once inflated measures 55cm (21.5 inches) x 25cm (10 inches). Contents: six fun boob shaped pink balloons made of natural latex rubber.

After Sex Willy Repair Kit - This kit is for every woman out there who knows that once a night is simply is not enough and needs to keep her man alert and ready for action whatever time she needs him day or night. The kit includes the revitalising splash on lotion willy wipes - for those troublesome dribbles splint - for the man who never knows when he's had enough lipstick remover and a sticky plaster - for scratches love bites and bondage rope burns etc. The after sex willy repair kit is for the man who WORKS HARD PLAYS HARD and wants to STAYS HARD!