After Dinner Nipples - The perfect accompliment to any dinner party that is sure to gain a smile or raise an eyebrow. Just make sure your mother is not present.

Edible Bra - Lovely Jubbly as Del Boy would say. What a good idea and what a nice flavour Creme De Menthe. No I have absolutely no idea what size it is but we are assured one size fits all. Quite how that works I do not know. But when I find out and have tried the merchandise i will advise you.

Playboy Heart Champagne Love Bites - Playboy have come up with the ingenious idea of selling chocolates and this Bunny Platter Love bites is one of their bestsellers. Containing seven velvet smooth chocolate hearts laced with a delicate champagne truffle filling. This product may contain traces of nuts.

Strawberry Body Paint - Whisky flavour would be better. But we'll have to make do with Strawberry I have tasted it and it is actually very nice. No it was not on somebody's body when I tasted it. Unfortunately!

Female Edible Undies - Now these are appealing and without any doubt sure to spice up one of those quiet evenings in. I just wish I could write what I was really thinking now but I guess you're probably all having the same thoughts!

Male Edible Undies - I was quite honoured when they asked me to pose for the picture on the box but unfortunately they refused to pay me for it. These will come in handy if your partner gets the munchies before or after. No I have not tasted them but Strawberry with chocolate should appeal to most women I know.

Candy G-string - For all of you out there with a sweet tooth and an eye for the ladies this naughty but very very nice candy g-string should provide the ultimate end to any romantic evening. Just remember if you're taking you're loved one out for a candle lit meal make sure you leave enough room for dessert. "...a real revolution in edible underwear..." The Daily Star.

Chocolate Thong For Her - If your other half has got a bit of a sweet tooth why not slip into this heart shaped Belgium chocolate thong which is guaranteed to satisfy both of your appetites! The heat from her body will slowly begin to melt the chocolate heart and of course you can always lend a helping hand (or mouth) to speed up the process! One size fits all.

Chocolate Thong For Him - If your other half has got a bit of a sweet tooth why not slip into this heart shaped Belgium chocolate thong which is guaranteed to satisfy both of your appetites! The heat from his body will slowly begin to melt the chocolate heart and of course you can always lend a helping hand (or mouth) to speed up the process! One size fits all.

Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread - This gourmet chocolate flavoured nipple spread with applicator is a must have for chocoholics who want to spice things up in the bedroom in their own favourite way! Choose from a number of dessert ideas that are pictorially illustrated on the back of the pack such as Mississippi mud pie chocolate nuts Mars Mr. Flakey Picasso (obviously in his BROWN period) and death by chocolate. Simply warm the knife before spreading the chocolate as cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter. Never over sharpen the blade especially if used by those who are prone to sneezing attacks nervous ticks slashing fantasies or if you happen to be blind drunk at the time! The spread is microwavable but after you've gently warmed the pack make sure to check for the correct temperature by applying slowly and using the "SCREAM" test! Contents: 20g tub of gourmet chocolate flavoured spread with applicator.