Hands Free Cellphone Kit - Buy now to get your head around the latest and greatest hi-tech mobile phone gadget straight from the good old US of A! No longer will you have to fumble around in your pockets trying to find your ringing phone as this fantastic kit will ensure that it’s always strapped to your head for maximum mobile time!

Name A Star - What could be more romantic when accompanied by a glass of chilled wine and Belgium chocolates than the purchase of a star for your loved one! The naming of a star is symbolic rather than scientific – a wonderful gesture that lasts forever! Have fun learning about our fascinating universe and enjoy exploring the night sky. Gift set includes: Personalised and framed A4 certificate of registration A3 star chart pin-pointing the precise location of the star that has been named 250 page book with beginners information about astronomy and mythology personalised message along with star registration details full colour wall chart map of the night sky and a smart presentation box to store your items.

Smoking Is My Choice So Fuck Off Ashtray - Now this is my kind of ashtray and believe you me this will be one of the best selling products this year.

Blow Job Vouchers - This book of vouchers entitles you to 10 unforgetable blow jobs in some of the most interesting locations you could imagine.

Monogamy - Voted Adult Game of the Year by the International Adult Game Review.Holy S**T whoever invented this game is a seriously perverted sexual animal and you have my total admiration. The questions the forfeits and the sexual fantasies that are acted out in this game are not close to the bone but far past it. I can't even begin to describe some of the more explicit actions but let me give you a small insight. Where do i begin just make sure that before you start to play you have the following to hand. Bin Liners yes i did say bin liners OLIVE OIL!!!!!!! Rope Cream Fruit a length of chain nice soft carpeting an electric toothbrush very good curtains in the living room and ME. This game is not for the faint hearted and is EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AND THEN SOME.

Ocean Clear Mirror - This high quality clear glass mirror measures 500mm high x 375mm wide and is the perfect match for the Ocean clear toilet seat.

Willie Bath Bomb - Put the fizz back in your love life. To enjoy a long sensuous experience slip the willie bath bomb into your hot bath. Let the willie do the work while you luxuriate in the softening water.

Cheeky Memos This Is Fucking Urgent - The Cheeky memo "This is fucking urgent!" pad is the perfect office accessory when a normal post it note simply doesn't get your point across hard enough!

Silver Yours Box - Let's suppose for a moment that it's possible to contain a world in a small silver box hidden from eyes of everyday people and known only to you. Where would you keep this treasure? Would you open if often? With whom would you share it? (2.1cm diameter 1.3cm high)

Love Bug Massager - This strange looking love bug is definitely a handy little chap to have around the office as it's four vibrating feet are perfect for relieving the stress and tension of office life once applied to your back shoulders or legs. Colours may vary

Love Dice - Tried and tested! This set of lovers dice really are an essential accessory for breaking the ice and easing your way into a night's carnal indulgence with your lover by introducing some fun to your foreplay. With words like fondle and lick on one dice and breasts and buttocks on the other you'll be sure to get the evening off to a steamy start. It's fair to say that these dice may cause the more sensitive types amongst us to blush occasionally as well!

Instant Adoring Boyfriend Dvd - At last a man who says all the right things who is considerate charming gorgeous and madly in love with you! Sounds too good to be true? Well he's in this dvd and he could be all yours!

Pig Lighter - Surely you've got to wonder what the inventors of this natty little pink porker where thinking (or smoking) when they came up with the idea for this novel new lighter. "I know" says the inventor "lets make a model of pink pig wearing a top hat that when you push the hat forward flames come out of the pigs nostrils!" Hmmm ok then who says the drugs don't work?!

Light Up Blue Round Lighter - Bored with bog standard clipper lighters but would rather have something a little more snazzy than a zippo? Then this stylish cool blue lighter could just be the one for you as the super smooth design features a blue LED light that shines when you use it.

Crazy 8 Ball - Why not give this crazy eight ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the pool balls and while no one is looking swap the eight ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the black whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Crazy Cue Ball - Why not give this crazy cue ball a try the next time you're down the pub with a couple of mates. Rack up the snooker balls and while no one is looking swap the cue ball for this wobbly wonder that never rolls straight. Sit back and howl with laughter as they try in vain to pot the balls whilst looking like complete amateurs who couldn't hit a barn door from two paces!

Love Finder For Men And Women - The Love Finder is a new and exciting dating gadget for men and women to play with as the two handset receivers work off of each other by detecting the presence of another handset. Simply switch the unit on and and choose your favourite mode from talk drink love or dinner and the love finder will display either the tracer light which means that another love finder is close by but is in a different mode or it will display the ok light which means that someone is around that is in the same mood as you. Sound can be sitched on or off for discreet dating.

Coughing Ashtray - This pressure activated ashtray could be a real life saver to either you or your family and friends if they happen to be a smoker. Just imagine putting your cigarette into the ashtray only to be confronted by the sound of a forty a day smoker loudly coughing and wheezing. Believe me if you're trying to give up smoking then this will help a lot unless you want to end up sounding like this!

Tricolour Flame Lighter - Is this cool or what! Depending on your mood you can choose the colour flame you wish. Simply adjust the rotating colour selector and away you go.

Super Blue LED Torch Lighter - This very stylish Nickel and Chrome plated lighter comes with an extremely handy and very bright blue LED torch in the side. Batteries included.

TWIN Chrome Heart Photo Frame With Silver Photo Frame Keyring - This stylish chrome heart photo picture frame makes a great Valentine's Day Gift. Perfect for displaying a picture of your loved one as this frame measuring 10 x 15cm will look stylish in any room of the house. The heart keyring is a modern and stylish interpretation of the traditional locket necklace and is perfect for keeping a picture of your loved one close by to you at all times whilst also being a practical and attractive way of keeping all of your keys together.

Relax And Read Bath Rack With Hot Lips Bath Pillow - The perfect gift for the over worked lover in your life who loves to relax in the bath. The inflatable luscious lips will help you lie back and relax whilst you're soaking away the stress whilst the expanding bath rack will hold a relaxing drink and a book or a magazine in the bath there's even room for a candle as well - pure indulgence...

Love Bug And Lovers 'lip Balm' Gift Set - Get in the mood with the love bug massager and the oh so sensual 'lip' balm. This strange looking love bug has four vibrating feet which are perfect for relieving the stress and tension of working life once applied to your back shoulders or legs. Colours may vary. Now I know it goes against the grain for most blokes to read the instructions but if you really want your lover to get the most out of the sensual lip balm then you better swot up on what you're doing first! Specially formulated for women to increase the blood flow to the clitoral area simply get your partner to gently rub it into your intimate places whilst you enjoy the tingling sensation as they lick and suck the edible fresh minty flavoured balm which will take you on a journey of pleasure you'll never forget!

Love Sick Sticky Notes - The love sick sticky note pad is perfect for romantic reminders as they give you plenty of room to right your own romantic or risqué message but they also have a little note printed onto each one such as don't forget roses today how about a kiss you look fabulous today how about breakfast in bed and dinner for 2 tonight. Each pack contains 85 sheets per pad.

Love Sick Bath Time Remedies - Don't worry you won't have to turn into the mad professor to mix up a potent cocktail of love sick remedies with this excellent set of four novelty test tubes! Beautifully presented in a clear perspex box each tube has a screw cap lid and contains a different bath time indulgence to have you on the mend in no time. Each pack includes a 30g pink bath fizzer 55g red bath salt 10g red and white Bath confetti and 28g of pink fragrance beads.

Doctor Love's Potion Pack - For all of you Love cynics out there Doctor Love is coming to the rescue! Each medical kit includes 150ml of Red shampoo 150g Pink bubble bath 100g clear bath gel in drip bag 22g white body shimmer in a novelty test tube emergency washcloth and a love sick bath pillow. All bath products have a delicate and refreshing strawberry scent.

Valentines Light Up Heart - They say a picture tells a thousand words and what better way to express your love without saying a word than by holding this light up fluffy heart to your chest whenever they're in the room! Ideal for that special someone that lights up your life. Size approx. 25cm x 22cm

Chrome Heart Photo Frame - This stylish chrome heart photo picture frame makes a great Valentine's Day Gift. Perfect for displaying a picture of your loved one as this frame measuring 10 x 15cm will look stylish in any room of the house.

Fleur D - How do I love thee let me count the ways. The fleur d'amour lets you and your lover count the ways by taking turns peeling back the petal. After you peel back a petal you can choose to perform the foreplay activity on your partner or peel back another petal. The petals bend back into place so the game is reusable.

You And Me Mugs - These versatile Seventies style you and me mugs are perfect for giving to someone special in your life whether it's your best friend a member of your family or your lover.

Inflatable Heart Card Holder - For all of you incurable romantics out there this inflatable heart photo board is perfect for displaying all of your valentine's cards for everyone to see. Makes a great Valentine's Day gift which can also be used all the year round in either the bedroom or the kitchen for displaying pictures cards and messages to your lover.

Soft Toy Flower Bouquet - A bouquet of love! This trio of soft toy flowers have the words kiss me love me hug me embroided onto the flower and can be shaped by bending and twisting the stalk so that they can be wrapped around object or even wrapped around your wrist so everyone knows somebody loves you!

Red Heart Signal Light Box - This stylish stainless steel effect framed light box simply plugs into the mains and features a vibrant collection of rose buds that once lit up forms a heart of red rose buds.

A Bed Of Roses - This romantic and re-usable pack of red silk rose petals provides a decadent bed dressing for a night of passion. Each box contains over one hundred scented silk rose petals four tealight candles and a special invitation card making this pack an essential bedroom accessory for a seductive night of delight!

Mens Personal Boob Hand Massager - Your "buzzom" buddy! The personal hand massager is a soother for overworked hands. The soft and squeezy stress relieving 'boob' vibrates when turned on giving you a guaranteed buzz. The ideal cure for computer mouse strain drinkers hand fatigue writers cramp road ragers fist fatigue limp wrist and solitary stimulation strain. Feel the vibe and get quick relief for overactive hands. Requires one AA battery (not included).

Abusive Stamp Complete And Utter Bullshit - Get your point across...with this straight talking no nonsense stamp. When the time has come to stop beating about the bush just ink the stamp using the pad supplied and stamp your way straight to the point.

Abusive Stamp I Haven - Get your point across...with this straight talking no nonsense stamp. When the time has come to stop beating about the bush just ink the stamp using the pad supplied and stamp your way straight to the point.

Abusive Stamp Urgent - Get your point across...with this straight talking no nonsense stamp. When the time has come to stop beating about the bush just ink the stamp using the pad supplied and stamp your way straight to the point.

Snappy Chewing Gum - Its simple - just offer your victim a piece of innocent looking chewing gum and watch his gratitude turn to shock as SNAP! And OUCH! It doesn't hurt...well not too much!

Sensational Squirt Flower - What looks like a beautiful bloom is in fact a hilarious booby-trapped practical joke just waiting to soak your unsuspecting victims! Just fill the bulb with liquid conceal the pipe hold the bulb and SQUIRT anyone who gets close!

Spring Loaded Grisly Finger - The goriest practical joke ever! Shock your victim with your blood-drenched finger then horrify them as BOING! Your grisly finger flies through the air.

Imitation Kitty Poo - This incredible lifelike imitation kitty poop is odour free and mess free - but the laughs are a plenty! What more can we say about this product!

Drinking Dice - This dice is a must for drinking nights in or those wild nights out on the town. Roll the dice and do as destiny tells you it's as simple as that! The drinking dice tells you exactly what to do e.g. gargle a shot down a pint.