Lite A Mag - This compact magnifying glass lights up at a touch of a button to help you read small print maps and computer reports. Simply press the side buttons once and out pops a 2x magnifier press it again and the light comes on! Requires 2”AAA” batteries. (Not included)

Farting Salt And Pepper Pots - Classic! Sorry but these are just fantastic farting salt and pepper pots. What can I say but brilliant I took these home over the weekend and the look on peoples faces when they use them is priceless! The best thing is they really do look good as well serving a practical purpose.

Duelling Banjo Hamsters - Meet Chuck and Buck the coolest hamsters this side of Kansas (well London anyway) These two take turns playing Duelling Banjos and at times join the other playing at the same time. They really are brilliant and the sound and movement have to been seen and heard to appreciate the quality. Batteries IncludedTo hear this product in action use the player below.

Talking Dalek - Exterminate!!! Relive those childhood moments of terror with this 16cm high monster. He has five authentic phases such as "Destroy the Doctor". lovely. Requires 3 x AAA batteries not included. Colours may vary.

Scorer Table Football - Getting even more serious now this version comes with a coin operated slot so you can actually charge your mates to play and start to recoup some of your original outlay. Please allow 5 working day's for delivery.

8 Ball Lighter - If you’re a hot shot on the pool table than this 8 ball lighter is definitely for you! Measuring 5.6cm x 5.6cm this cleverly disguised lighter takes standard lighter gas and is bound to impress your mates the next time you challenge them to a game down your local pub. Simply finish the game by potting the black and then miraculously produce the same looking eight ball to light you’re cigarette!

Blue Ice Wine Cooler - This colourful ice wine cooler keeps your bottle icy cold and ready to drink. Simply place the cooler upside down in the freezer compartment until its frozen solid and insert your favourite tipple for a really thirst quenching experience.

Fly Zapper - Forget the need for smelly aerosols and insect repellents this is the ultimate environmentally friendly insect zapper. Simple to use just hold down the button on the side of the grip (there is a green indicator light to warn you when it’s on) and zap away. When the insect comes in contact with the meshing it’s immediately electrocuted. Kills all kinds of insects – leaves no mess and no more smudges on the walls or rolled up newspapers! Fly zapper can be used just about everywhere making it ideal for swotting pesky insects whilst camping fishing barbeques or parties. Powered by 2xAA batteries (not supplied) Warning: This is not a toy. Keep away from young children and pets. Colours may vary.

Pink Ice Wine Cooler - This colourful ice wine cooler keeps your bottle icy cold and ready to drink. Simply place the cooler upside down in the freezer compartment until its frozen solid and insert your favourite tipple for a really thirst quenching experience.

Parking Timer - This chrome effect parking timer and key ring is the perfect way to keep an eye on when your parking time is nearly up so you avoid the nightmare of wheel clamps or horrendous parking fines.

Coin Sorter - It’s a quick easy way to sort your spare change. Innovative sorting technology allows you to feed all UK coins into the hopper at once. The coin sorter does the rest dispensing coins into 8 different tubes by value of pence or pounds. To access fill tubes simply open the coin draw. Two 'C' batteries required.

Pen Knife - A modern approach to the trusty Swiss army knife of old. With so many invaluable little tools included you'll wonder how you survived without one for so long!

Rivet Exchange Mobile Phone Holder - Introducing the world's first multi-functional clip system enabling you to seamlessly manage your mobile phone and personal handheld devices. A unique Micro-Fastening System utilising interchangeable alloy components allows you to secure your mobile phone or PDA handheld to your body your backpack bag or briefcase even the dashboard of your car ensuring that you stay connected as you navigate the staggering range of environments and situations encountered in daily life.

Beyblade Poster - Following on the grand tradition of all things animated and slightly bizarre to come from the land of the rising sun is the latest craze to hit the streets Beyblades. Now I'd love to able to sit here and explain to you exactly what Beyblades and the associated characters are all about but I can honestly say that I haven't got a single clue?! Although from looking at this incredibly detailed and colourful poster measuring 33.8 inches by 24 inches that it all looks a lot of fun!

Rechargable FM Radio - This stylish chrome effect rechargeable FM radio is not only lightweight and credit card sized but also features a handy docking station with storage for the ear phones which come included in the pack. Recharges using batteries or adaptor (not included).

Pistol Shaped Ceramic Vase - Guns and Roses eh strange combination but I bet it'd make a great name for an American rock band or in this case a rather unique wall mountable vase. Simply fill with water and drop the flower into the barrel! Wall mount with fixings supplied.

SpecRaver Red Neon Sunglasses - The SpecRaver red flashing neon sunglasses are available exclusively through The Alternative Gift Company and we believe that these are quite possibly the coolest thing to hit the UK this year. Whether you wear them for clubbing pubbing partying or just plain fun in the office or home we think these are red hot. The glasses have a lead which can be concealed under your clothing which attaches to a battery pack which you can clip to your belt. Two settings are available standard mode lights the entire frame of the glasses like a neon tube and the second setting makes the neon pulse on and off rapidly. Requires 2xAA batteries. Also available in Blue. May not be suitable for people with epilepsy.

4 Foot Inflatable Dalek - The Daleks are back and this time they mean business...just as long as it's not too windy that is. Standing approximately four foot in height this inflatable Dalek is styled from the movie "Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 A.D." and is made from heavy duty black vinyl featuring excellent detailing. This is sure to become an instant classic and a much sought after item of Dr Who memorabilia as this is a limited edition line with only 3000 available. Colours may vary.

New Shower CD With Mirror - One of our best selling items has had a face lift and returns new and improved now with a built in mirror. This shower proof MW/FM Radio and CD player with swing out speakers has a built in LCD digital display panel which is backlite with the choice of three colours and displays the cd track digital frequency and a handy clock with alarm feature. Dimensions: approximately 250h x 67d x 155w mm closed or 290w with speakers opened out.

Bathroom Tile Radio - This MW/FM tile shaped splash proof radio is the ideal water resistant bathroom companion. Supplied with three Interchangeable 3d push button on/off design front panels and bath tap style volume control and station tuning with a slide switch for band selection. Can be fixed to tiles or mirrors using four suction cups or will free stand or hang as a picture. Powered by 3 x AA batteries (not supplied). Dimensions: approximately 150w x 150l x 60d mm.

Inflatable Boxing Gloves - Now I don't think Muhammad Ali quite had this in mind when he said "float like a butterfly sting like a bee" but if you're daft enough to fill these whopping great inflatable boxing gloves with helium instead of air that's exactly what you'll end up doing! Perfect for children of all ages (including half the people in this office so it seems!) to safely play fight without knocking lumps out of each other.

Remote Control Electric Fan - Wow now normally I wouldn't be able to raise even the slightest glimmer of interest in an electric fan but this one is so thoroughly stuffed with extras that it's really caught my attention. What could be better on a hot summer's day than relaxing in the comfort of your armchair whilst controlling this sixteen inch three speed fan with the remote control provided? Not only can you change the speed of the fan but you can also change the angle of the cooling grill and even set the timer for up to six hours of chilled out bliss. Now that is cool.

Radio Control Firing Battle Tank - Of all the boys toys that we've been lucky enough to have on our humble web site over the years this one has to slot into the top spot as one of the coolest ever produced. This multi-function battle tank not only looks incredible whilst stationary with it's impressive detailing but it's also packed full of features which has kept the lads in the office quiet (well nearly!) for hours on end. With three forward speeds reverse and multi-directional steering from the radio control unit this 1/24 scale battle bruiser has the ability to swivel the turret raise and lower the barrel and even shoot up to forty plastic BB pellets with a maximum range of 25 metres! Please take care whilst firing the pellets as children and pets definitely won't appreciate the punch this mighty tank can deliver. Requires 8xAA and one 9V box battery.

World Time Zone Clocks - If your head is still in a different time zone after your latest exotic foreign holiday or perhaps you want to know when you're Auntie in Australia will be home from work so you can call her then this pack of three world time zones clocks is simply made for you!

52 Piece Socket Wrench Set - The Grafter 52 piece socket wrench set now that's what I call a manly product name! Look at the picture Ladies and Gentleman you can almost see the testosterone oozing out from under it's black one piece carry case. Now I'm not going to sit here and list out what all fifty two pieces are because frankly that would bore the life out of both of us (plus I don't actually know what they all do but don't tell anyone) so all I'm going to say is if you want a socket set that represents excellent value for money then this product is definitely for you!

Instant Aquarium Dvd - This DVD will transform your boring old TV into a delightfully glamorous aquarium! No feeding no cleaning and no fishy funerals. Bask in the admiration of all your friends!

Instant Fireplace Dvd - This DVD will transform your boring old TV in a fabulously stylish roaring log fire! No mess no fuss no heat!

Blow Up Double Mattress With Free Electric Pump - This inflatable guest mattress is ideal for camping or perfect for guests and sleepovers as the built in pump makes inflating the sturdy vinyl with flocked top double mattress a complete doddle whilst the quick free flow deflation valve means that it can be folded and stored away in minutes. Measures 201cm x 140cm x 12.7cm.

Blow Up Single Mattress With Free Electric Pump - This inflatable guest mattress is ideal for camping or perfect for guests and sleepovers as the free electric pump included makes inflating the sturdy vinyl with flocked top single mattress a complete doddle whilst the quick free flow deflation valve means that it can be folded and stored away in minutes. Measures 183cm x 76cm x 12.7cm.

Screen Top Computer Shelf - Reclaim your desk space and de-clutter your desktop instantly with this excellent space saving screen top monitor shelf. Sturdy enough to hold a printer or any other collection of office essentials up to fifteen pounds in weight the pack includes double sided adhesive pads and a pair of height adjustable levelers making this the perfect extra shelf for overcrowded desktops.

Elvis Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Elvis double cell special edition film cell features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie!

High Torque Ratchet Screwdriver - Make like Flash Gordon with this futuristic screwdriver. Ergonomic rubberised grip combined with heavy duty ratchet mechanism gives good purchase. Inbuilt storage system holds nine extra bits.

Sim Card Data Bank - Never loose your contact numbers again! Store data from up to three different SIM cards on this slimline stylish databank then use the qwerty keyboard to access edit re-enter and restore the information to your sim.

Sim Card Keyring - Back up all your mobile phone contacts onto this handy and extremely portable data storage device. Also facilitates transfers of all data from one card to another making this a real social life saver!

Electronic Hole Punch - Make a chore around the office more fun with this electronic hole punch. Just put your paper in the slot at the front and with a whirr and a buzz two holes appear!

Lcd Radio - A sleek silver slimline FM radio with digital display. A compact radio perfect for any type of outing.

Photo Hook - This handy hook is great for home or work made from stainless steel measuring 140mm x 50mm. Just slide a passport sized photo behind the frame to create your very own personalised photo hook.

Colour Change Alarm Clock - This is a funky clear perspex alarm clock that changes colour by way of coloured LED lights cleverly hidden within the casing. It tells the time (which is always a handy feature in a clock) has an alarm and displays the date and room temperature as well!

Can Crusher - Yet another handy gadget for the kitchen which will help you save space in the bin and also gives you the pleasure of crushing something as well! Perfect if you’re a bit of a beer monster and want to save any embarrassment with the bin men as you'll be able to get twice as many cans in your wheelie bin once they've been crushed.

Stress Express Helicopter - The stress express will relieve any tension at home or in the office just clip the helicopter onto the launch pad pump away on the handle and when its ready it'll fly away just like you wish you could.

Star Wars Return Of The Jedi Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Star Wars Return of the Jedi double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment! Dimension 7 x 9

David Beckham Special Edition Photo Cell - This highly collectable David Beckham double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite sporting moment! Dimensions are 7 x 9.

Jonny Wilkinson Special Edition Photo Cell - This highly collectable Jonny Wilkinson Greatest Rugby Moment double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite sporting moment! Dimensions are 8 x 10.

Robbie Williams At Knebworth Special Edition Photo Cell - This highly collectable Robbie Williams live at Knebworth double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite music moment! Dimensions are 7 x 9.

Spiderman 2 Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Spiderman 2 double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment!

Shrek 2 Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Shrek 2 double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment!

Star Wars Phantom Menance Special Edition Double Film Cell - This highly collectable Star Wars Phantom Menace double cell special edition picture features a double strip of hand selected original 35mm film mounted either side of the central photograph which is beautifully presented in a high quality black frame. Each picture bears a plaque engraved or sublimated with the title and limited or special edition number and comes with a certificate guaranteeing the cells authenticity thus allowing you to own a piece of your favourite movie moment! Dimensions 7 x 9

Blue Flashing Light Alarm Clock - If you're one of those people that sleeps straight through the alarm clock each morning then all your prays have been answered with this great new alarm clock which features not only an extra loud alarm chime but also includes a bright blue flashing light to help you get out of bed at the right time each day!

Pocket Doodler - It looks like a mini laptop but the Pocket Doodler is actually a pad of one hundred sheets all crammed with loads of things to do with no purpose other than to amuse and to entertain. An essential office accessory for whiling away the hours when you really can't be bothered to do the day job any longer!

Daily Doodler - Something creative and ridiculous to do for every day of the year. A block style calendar with a different page for every day featuring loads of choices scribbles lists decisions and other nonsense to fill in and doodle away some time. An essential office accessory for whiling away the hours when you really can't be bothered to do the day job any longer!

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