Insults Every Day Of The Year - Books

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365 outrageous insults that you can start from any day of the year! Starting tomorrow make the next 365 days the most insulting ever and believe me there's some absolute belters in here that will leave your victims reeling from your sarcasm. Try this line the next time one of your colleagues is looking vacant whilst gawping out of the window: Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

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Body Massage Kit - The home aromatherapy massage and body buffing programme is a great intro to a de-stressing massage as well as being a much cheaper alternative to costly salon sessions! Containing a 30ml stress release aromatherapy oil a rubber cushion massager for both a stimulating and soothing massage and a nylon exfoliating glove to remove dead skin cells and impart a refreshing glow.

How To Be A Huge Success - This invaluable book will teach you everything you'll ever need to know to become a huge success in life. Once you've become a huge success after reading this book just remember where you bought it from as we'll gladly accept donations however big or small! I would imagine that the final chapter probably contains the advice about writing your own book on success so that the money keeps rolling in when you decide to take the year off to sail your yacht/fly your private plane/buy a football club (delete as applicable!).

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