Emergency Pants - In the 70's we had flares. In the 80's we had designer suits. In the 90's we had er flares again (clothing designers must have had the decade off) but the smarty pants emergency thong could only have been designed with the noughties in mind! Small enough to fit into the tinniest handbag this re-usable 100% cotton emergency thong will get you out of all sorts of trouble when you've been a naughty girl who's partied the night away. Colours may vary.

Survival Kit - In 2002 the impending bankruptcy of the Kazakhstan army enabled Loncraine Broxton to buy the last remaining supplies of the army's famous military survival kit. The kit is renowned in the highest military circles as an essential piece of equipment for soldiers venturing into the most dangerous inhospitable locations perfect for when you have to brave your next visit grocery shopping. The kit contains: the patented X001-6 tool featuring a can opener/knife/screwdriver/ruler 4 position wrench/butterfly screw wrench/saw blade/direction indicator 2 position wrench/lanyard hole/compass/fishing kit/sewing kit/medi wipes/bandages/plasters/water bag/whistle/mirror/candle and snare. Also included is a comprehensive survival and first aid guide which gives detailed instructions for survival in hazardous situations.

Computer Shelf - If your desk space has become as cluttered as mine then you'll certainly welcome this neat space saving tray system that allows you to neatly file away paperwork or office stationary in the two trays provided. Also included in the top of the unit is a solidly built 360 degree revolving plate which can be used for standing your computer monitor on or perhaps a shared telephone.

Folding Steel Framed Camp Bed - This folding camp is easily assembled strong and comfortable making it an excellent accessory ideal for camping and outdoor use. Comes complete with a hard wearing carry bag with strap for easy portability whilst the bed features a steel frame construction which allows it to have an impressive maximum loadability of eight five kilos.

Two Man Monodome Tent - This excellent monodome tent for 1-2 people is made from water resistant polyester with a PA coating and a ventilated ceiling making this suitable for weekends or short breaks in light spring/summer weather. Comes complete with a PE floor twin zip roll up door shock corded fibre glass poles and a handy case with strap. Measures 200cm depth by 145cm width by 100cm in height.

Camping Starter Pack - As a complete novice to the wonderful world of camping I'm glad to see that someone has finally come up with the definitive camping starter pack. This impressive pack comes complete with a two person extended dome tent which cleverly features a water resitant sealed seams outer cover and a breathable polyester inner cover with the shock corded fibre glass poles guy ropes pegs and carry case all included. Two mummy style hollow fibre polyester sleeping bags and two EVA camping mats complete this excellent pack suitable for weekends or short breaks in light spring/summer weather.

Micro Travel Shaver - Say goodbye to six o'clock shadow and use this micro shaver to keep you looking smooth. Battery powered with changeable foil and cleaning brush.

Football Sports Mac - As the weather in the UK seems to be getting progressively these days this clever little keyring containing a one size fits all waterproof rain mac is a really handy keyring to have. Either keep it in your coat pocket or use it as your keyring you'll never be caught out by a down pour again.

Flashing Gear Knob - For all you boy racers out there this is a must have accessory. Add a touch of shiny flashing bling to the interior of your car by simply unscrewing your current gear knob and replacing it with this go faster chrome effect gear knob with flashing blue LED lights which are surprisingly bright even in the daytime!

Echo Key Chains - Whistling key finder. If you're one of those people who is forever losing your house or car keys then help is at hand just whistle and the keyring will emit a beeping noise to help you find them.

Racehorse Club Bronze Membership - Following on from our hugely successful Racehorse shares gift pack we are proud to announce that you can now officially become a racehorse ownership club member with this new and exciting gift which brings you one step closer to racehorse ownership! The emphasis of the club is on helping you to enjoy the careers of a team of racehorses which race at courses all around the UK with a share of the prize money going to NSPCC and Cancer Research Charities. The bronze membership pack includes: membership presentation certificate pictures of the club horses information about each of the club's ten horses an 'introduction to racing' handbook providing access to special offers at the racecourse information phone line (non premium rate) for updates on when the club's horses are racing website password for pictures and more information about the clubs horses and the world of horse racing on line registration (optional) for more updates on special offers from the club by email or by post.

Casino Carousel Chips And Card Holder - Why not introduce some of the glitz glamour and high risks of a night out at the betting tables in Las Vegas with this great casino card and chip holder supplied with two hundred chips and two decks of cards making this the perfect accessory for your big game any night of the week!

Men's Brolly And Glove Set - Ward off the winter blues with this men's mini brolly and gloves set. The handy gift contains a mini brolly and a pair of black gloves and is presented in a smart gift box.

Men's Brolly And Scarf Set - Ward off the winter blues with this men's mini brolly and scarf set. The handy gift contains a mini brolly and brown scarf and is presented in a smart gift box. Scarf measures approximately 143cm in length by 30cm in width.

Red Chiffon Scarf - This very popular and stylish snake print red chiffon scarf measures approximately 145cm in length by 30cm width. Very dressy elegant and versatile whilst worn as a scarf or as a wrap to cover your bathing suit.

Blue Chiffon Scarf - This very popular and stylish snake print blue chiffon scarf measures approximately 145cm in length by 30cm width. Very dressy elegant and versatile whilst worn as a scarf or as a wrap to cover your bathing suit.

Green Chiffon Scarf - This very popular and stylish snake print green chiffon scarf measures approximately 145cm in length by 30cm width. Very dressy elegant and versatile whilst worn as a scarf or as a wrap to cover your bathing suit.

Car Torch Key Chain - For all you boy (and girl!) racers out there this battery operated racing car torch on a keychain will stop you fumbling around in the dark trying to find your car or front door lock.

Brown Chiffon Scarf - This very popular and stylish snake print brown chiffon scarf measures approximately 145cm in length by 30cm width. Very dressy elegant and versatile whilst worn as a scarf or as a wrap to cover your bathing suit.

Pack Of Four Gas Canisters - Pack of four gas canisters to be used exclusively with the portable gas stove with travel case (product code ag1931930048) featured elsewhere on the site.

Portable Gas Stove With Travel Case - This compact portable gas stove with its robust travel case is ideal for camping taking to the beach or just to have in the cupboard in case of emergencies. (Excludes gas canister pack of four gas canisters product code ag1931930047).

Chastleton Family Picnic Backpack - This thirty piece picnic rucksack is a practical yet stylish holdall for outdoor dining with the family as it comes with everything you'll need to keep you fed and watered on a day out exploring or just a picnic in your local park! The pack includes four plates four wine glasses four sets of cutlery four napkins a tablecloth one wooden chopping board and cheese knife. The pack itself has an insulated storage compartment to keep food cold and a bottle cooler attached to the side for that essential bottle of water (or in my case chardonnay!)

Mini Paper Shredder - Shreds paper up to 123mm wide and destroys into 3mm strips. Ideal for the office or home. This is a must for destroying all those crucial notes like the phone number you were given after a naughty night out or even more critical documents like your over indulgent lunchtime sandwich order.

Inflatable Devils Fork - If you're feeling devilishly deviant or if you're simply looking for a good fork on a Friday night (ahem) then this terrific trident could be just what you need to dally on the dark side! A great accessory for hen nights.

10 In 1 Gents Travel Kit - This ten in one gents travel kit really is a holiday essential as it comes with a three head rechargeable shaver battery operated hair clippers sideburn trimmer attachment nail clipper beard trimmer on shaver scissors mirror cleaning brush all presented in a handy zip up travel bag.

Pro Clipper Haircutting Set - If you're fortunate enough to be able to get away with an incredibly short hair cut from the barber without looking like a wingnut (I can't help having big ears!) then this pro clipper haircutting set is made for you. Each set contains a power clipper with an adjustable lever four alternative length combs precision ground blades for effective cutting stylist comb precision cut scissors cleaning brush and lubricating oil. Just think of all the time and money you're going to save not having to go to the barbers again!

Pink Radio Beach Booster - This funky pink and chrome AM/FM radio beach booster is the perfect addition to take to the beach or simply relaxing in the garden. Open up the casing and you have the choice of either storing your lunch or slipping a discman securely to the inside using the straps provided. This can then be connected to the beach booster via the headphone socket cable provided which lets you play your favourite discs when you're bored with the radio. Includes 4AA batteries dimensions are 20x8cm. Discman pictured not included.

Bucket Spa Set - This spa bucket set is great to give yourself a complete body pampering session and come on we all deserve a little pampering from time to time! This fantastic set contains a massage brush back scrubber cellulite massager pumice stone and massage puff. Dimensions are 190 x 170 x 170mm.

Multi Purpose Keyring Tool - Always be prepared with this universal tool keyring. Unfold the sleek oval and you will find six handy lock-in tools including: pliers needle nose pliers wire cutters wire strippers Phillips head screwdriver and a flat head screwdriver. Metal with nylon carry case. Dimensions are 75 x 55mm.

Four Piece Gardeners Set - This garden set is a great gift for any of the green fingered amongst you! The rugged green canvas bag contains a pair of clippers a trowel fork and weed remover. Dimensions are 320 x 150 x 160mm.

Wicker Basket Picnic Set - This classically styled wicker basket picnic set contains everything you could need for a perfect meal alfresco. Created for four people this hamper contains four porcelain white mugs four porcelain white plates cutlery for four three plastic storage boxes cool bag blanket and a corkscrew. Dimensions are 460 x 310 x 320 mm.

Camouflage Chef's Apron - Boys I'm afraid to say it but now that we've found you this macho chef's apron there is absolutely no excuse for you not to get into the kitchen and help out! This funky camouflage chef's apron is a must have cooking accessory. 100% cotton one size fits all.

Mini Grill In Cool Bag - This mini grill is one of our favourites as its light weight and compact design makes it completely portable. You can take it anywhere and cook any time it's size also makes it easy to store as it fits inside the stylish black cool bag making it perfect to use while at the beach camping hiking boating or just in your own garden or on a balcony. There's absolutely no excuse why you shouldn't get barbecuing this summer! Dimensions are 320 x 320 x 200mm.

Four Piece BBQ Grill Set With Canvas Bag - Every great barbecue chef needs a great set of BBQ utensils so Alternative Gifts have found you the ideal set. This grill set comes in a cream canvas bag and includes a grill fork grill tongs turner and basting brush. All are finished in stylish stainless steel with wooden handles. Available in Khaki only.

Stainless Steel Insulated Bottle Holder - This stylish and ultra modern stainless steel bottle holder is insulated to keep your wine bottle cool for hours on end. The ultimate wine lover's gift to keep the wine cool and the evenings hot! Not to get all Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen on you but in my humble opinion you could also use this as a contemporary vase or display container when it's not in use doing the far more important task of keeping your booze cold!

Interactive Pub Quiz - Brilliant quiz book with an electronic twist! Use with the Intelliquest Quizmo for an amazing interactive quizzing experience! A generous round of superb trivia questions guaranteed to keep everyone thinking until closing time! All the fun of a real pub quiz to play at home with friends and family or at your favourite watering hole! Does not include Quizmo.

Complete Deluxe Casino Night - Prepare yourself for the world's greatest deluxe casino night ever! Transport yourself and your guests to the casino tables of Vegas for a night of glitz and games! The complete deluxe casino kit contains everything you need to throw a cool casino celebration. Your own Casino - consisting of roulette wheel and board craps board cards dice chips plus full instructions on how to play the worlds best casino games! Stylish invitations to attract the big spenders. Menu suggestions to help you plan your casino cuisine. Costume suggestions to set the scene.

Complete Horse Racing Night - The horses are in the stalls the starter pulls the trigger...and they're off! Prepare yourself for the adrenaline rush of a night at the races with this complete horse race night. Place your bets and try to beat the bookmaker and win a fortune! Plus for added thrills you can buy sell and bet on your own horses to create a winning stable! Includes 10 genuine horse races on DVD with full commentary and race cards to give you the necessary inside information on the horses to create a winning stable! Betting slips and lagoon dollars so you can make your millions!

Sports Trivia Game - This sports trivia game is for up to four players. The idea of the game is to be the first to cross the finish line taking 1st place on the medal podium. Contents playing mat 300 questions on cards playing pieces die and full instructions.

Pink Mini Barbecue - This versatile pink mini barbecue is great for picnics in the park taking to the beach or any other outside adventure for that matter. Keep it handy for when the sun finally decides to come out. Dimensions are 44x27x35cm.

Condom Selection Box - The ultimate bedside batchelor pad companion for showing the ladies that it's not only boy scouts that are always prepared! This amazing selection box contains ten flavoured condoms. The flavours you can choose from are strawberry raspberry apple lemon chocolate banana whisky champagne grapefruit and orange. Just close your eyes and dip in!

Belly Button Brush - If the thought of sticking your little pinky (yes sir I do mean your finger) into your belly button to fish out jumper fluff leaves you feeling a little queasy help is at hand in the shape of the stunning belly button brush. Intensively designed and developed by NASA (ahem honest) costing the tax paying citizens of America billions of dollars the hi-tech design has left many people speechless. If you're anything like me you'll be thinking "how did mankind survive so long without this essential grooming tool?" and "why on God's sweet earth have we had to wait so long for this wondrous brush?" Of course if you are thinking along those lines you probably need more medication than I'm currently taking and belly button fluff is probably the last thing on your troubled mind.

Oracle Stress-o-meter - Super-chilled or supercharged - which are you? Are you so laid back you are virtually horizontal? A cool customer who never gets hot under the collar? Or are you hurtling towards neurotic meltdown? The Oracle will reveal all. Just place your fingers on the pulse sensors. Relax while the oracle reads your vibe...we said RELAX! The Oracle gauges your stress levels - are you wiggled out or spaced out?

Green Takeaway Table - This versatile and hard wearing green folding table is great to keep round the house or in the boot of the car so that you can enjoy those impromptu picnics and barbecues in comfort. Folding table is produced from MDF and measures 38x38x56cm.

Pink And Purple Relax Bed - This bright and cheerful relax bed is the ultimate treat for lounging around in the garden or on the beach. Candy pink PVC on one side and purple cotton on the other. Go on spoil yourself and throw away that scratchy old rattan mat you drag out every year! The relax bed measures 180x53cm and is made from fire retardant material.

Black Radio Beach Booster - This funky black and chrome AM/FM radio beach booster is the perfect addition to take to the beach or simply relaxing in the garden. Open up the casing and you have the choice of either storing your lunch or slipping a Discman securely to the inside using the straps provided. This can then be connected to the beach booster via the headphone socket cable provided which lets you play your favourite discs when you're bored with the radio. Includes 4AA batteries dimensions are 20x8cm. Discman pictured not included.

Green And Pink Relax Bed - This bright and cheerful relax bed is the ultimate treat for lounging around in the garden or on the beach. Green PVC on one side and purple cotton on the other. Go on spoil yourself and throw away that scratchy old rattan mat you drag out every year! The relax bed measures 180x53cm and is made from fire retardant material.